February 11, 2014


Hip Hop "Achy Breaky Heart" Finds Billy Ray Cyrus in Extraterrestrial Strip Club

It's happened. We're pretty sure the apocalypse is upon us; manifesting itself in the form of a hip hop version of Billy Ray Cyrus' very, very toxically infectious '92 twanged-out hit, "Achy Breaky Heart."

The rapper—whose song this supposedly is (Billy's only given a featuring nod in the official name)—is Buck 22, and no one seems to know where he materialized from.

All you really need to know about the official video for "Achy Breaky 2" is:

  1. Larry King warned us about this a month ago.
  2. Buck and Miley's dad are abducted by aliens (read: writhing, naked white women with strategically placed colored masking tape and pieces of broken glass super glued on their faces). OK, let's just say they hit up a strip club during the Electric Daisy Carnival.

Oh, and said "aliens" twerk a lot—as in, more than Miley could manage. Also, there's throwback hip hop line dancing.

All that comes to mind right now is a quote that Mr. Cyrus once gave us:

"Watch what I do and don’t do that."

Le fin.