While the rest of this list will bring you joy, awe and lulz, it doesn't get better than this. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, a.k.a. 2016's Sexiest Man Alive, tells People magazine before starting the achingly tender lullaby, sung in Polynesian and English:
“I do this thing where I sing to my daughter Jasmine, who is nine months old, and it’s a special lullaby. And considering the fact that we are here in Hawaii, it’s very appropriate that I sing this version. ... When my daughter Simone, who is now 15 years old, was eight, nine, months old, too, I would sing it to her. She would laugh, she would smile, she would coo, she would cry.”
What? We're not cooing and crying! You are!